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Hello.

There are stories we tell to one-up each other, and then there is this blog. Read wondrous tales of strange creatures, explore the depths of human indecency, and hopefully laugh a little as we find out what could possibly make people do what they do.

Quote Me, Bitch, Again!

Quote Me, Bitch, Again!

2022 Edit: This is actually the third Quote Me segment

I’m just full of two-parters this year. And random, cutting-room floor quotes is the easiest thing to post. After last week’s spell with Cersei and her quest to gorge on wieners, I remembered I had a few more good quotes in my back pocket.

But unlike my first post with all the detailed extrapolations, here are the best of the rest with absolutely no context whatsoever.

And yes, there is a ranking.

“Are you our friend?”

“What are we, children?”

“You don’t even have enough for Planet Fitness.”

“I’m from New Orleans and I know spirits. And right now the spirits are telling me to tell you that everything is going to be OK.”

“She’s got priorities. A hot dog is her priority. I wish my hot dog was her priority.”

“Pleasure to meet you, black guys.”

Hot Dogs Are Tacos

Hot Dogs Are Tacos

Ingrate Expectations: Part II

Ingrate Expectations: Part II