Snowed In

Cold weather makes people do dumb things. The synapses aren’t firing appropriately. One word becomes another, like how a Chevy Traverse becomes a Chevy Toyota in zero degrees.

You Only Live Onesie

If you’re unfamiliar with slanguage, it’s like trying to convey everything in one succinct line while also sounding like you’ve gone batshit insane. It was very popular in the 1920s and 30s.