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There are stories we tell to one-up each other, and then there is this blog. Read wondrous tales of strange creatures, explore the depths of human indecency, and hopefully laugh a little as we find out what could possibly make people do what they do.

Rock the Cash Bar: Haiku Collection Part Deux

Rock the Cash Bar: Haiku Collection Part Deux

Ice shakes, He quivers
I can't stop drinking of you
Oldest love story

The week started wrong
Spam was not the right answer
Then the week got worse

A purse big enough
To hold all of your troubles
Stop dropping your phone

Cheez-Its taste better
Off city-scented sidewalks
Said no one ever


The sig was running
The address doesn't exist
The kid walks away

A friend of a friend
What you were to each other
On your Facebook page

I can't let you in
Why? I point to beer bottle
A road full of glass

Such a rush of blood
What a time to be alive
She told the EMT


This city solved
The problem of drunk driving?
There's no place to park

Walls imprison us
Drive us to desperation
Sir, this is Checkers

Didn't get the girl
This ain't a hero story
Enemy of time

What was all that noise?
Our world coming to an end?
Basketball is on.

C.R.E.A.M.

C.R.E.A.M.

Engelbert Drunkerdink

Engelbert Drunkerdink