Haiku & You: The Unnecessary 600 Edition
victory is mine
two hundred times every year
take it to the bank
why is this shirt mine
yes but i want a selfie
ok, wait, but, why
complain all you want
not sorry i yelled at you
be better next time
i don't have a phone
i don't have any pockets
this is my friends phone
no, i'm not joking
good try, maximum effort
leave me alone now
ninety-nine percent
except for the white background
the easiest thing
a new brad and chad
until chad got mad and left
in a huff and puff
yes, i wear black gloves
she called them isotoners
don't do a murder
i don't like yelling
or talking for that matter
warning shot haikus
have fun in the bar
but the alt right likes to fight
stupid white people
basic bitches say
no laws when drinking the claw
so shut up megan
here's to six hundred
the rest is on YOU, so don't
go fuck it all up
