Haiku & You: The Unnecessary 600 Edition

victory is mine
two hundred times every year
take it to the bank

why is this shirt mine
yes but i want a selfie
ok, wait, but, why

complain all you want
not sorry i yelled at you
be better next time

i don't have a phone
i don't have any pockets
this is my friends phone

no, i'm not joking
good try, maximum effort
leave me alone now

ninety-nine percent
except for the white background
the easiest thing

a new brad and chad
until chad got mad and left
in a huff and puff

yes, i wear black gloves
she called them isotoners
don't do a murder

i don't like yelling
or talking for that matter
warning shot haikus

have fun in the bar
but the alt right likes to fight
stupid white people

basic bitches say
no laws when drinking the claw
so shut up megan

here's to six hundred
the rest is on YOU, so don't
go fuck it all up