I’m back after a short stint in the Pacific Northwest. What did I miss? Everything. And nothing.

The urge to have things go “back to normal” is understandable, although incredibly misguided.

A Tale of Two Racists

You know it’s bad when they skip right past asking for a manager.

Did you know 57.7% of my 755 confiscated IDs have been fake? Learn all about them … except the one I tied to a balloon.

Top 10 things I’ve noticed from the first three weeks of reopening during a pandemic.

So, Tiffany came up in line with a print out of his missing ID (stolen), a debit card, and a picture of his birth certificate on his phone.

Before I talk about 10 I have to talk about seven. The magical number that wasn’t and what it means to finally put it past me.

And that’s when Snow Patrol called Cedric the Entertainer the n-word.

How can events play out perfectly, yet so eloquently confounding?

There’s no pizzazz in a selfie. It’s innocuous. It’s simple and quick. But it is effective.

What can be so salacious to warrant this title and this feature image?