The urge to have things go “back to normal” is understandable, although incredibly misguided.

A Tale of Two Racists

You know it’s bad when they skip right past asking for a manager.

Did you know 57.7% of my 755 confiscated IDs have been fake? Learn all about them … except the one I tied to a balloon.

Top 10 things I’ve noticed from the first three weeks of reopening during a pandemic.

So, Tiffany came up in line with a print out of his missing ID (stolen), a debit card, and a picture of his birth certificate on his phone.

Before I talk about 10 I have to talk about seven. The magical number that wasn’t and what it means to finally put it past me.

And that’s when Snow Patrol called Cedric the Entertainer the n-word.

How can events play out perfectly, yet so eloquently confounding?

There’s no pizzazz in a selfie. It’s innocuous. It’s simple and quick. But it is effective.

What can be so salacious to warrant this title and this feature image?

Like any good countdown, we will start at 10 and work our way to the best of the best. This does not occur in real time.